you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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