Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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