He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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