the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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