so let's talk penis.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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