TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Alive.
So much puke
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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