i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My feet surprised me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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