dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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