I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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