we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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