my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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