Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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