yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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