But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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