isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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