how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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