thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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