My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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