i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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