Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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