Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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