What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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