You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Farmville is her only friend.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
cat food counts as protein by the way
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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