Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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