Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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