Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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