My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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