they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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