He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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