I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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