we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
send nudes
from the living room?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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