party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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