She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this just has baby written all over it
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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