There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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