We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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