Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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