dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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