They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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