how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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