his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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