woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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