I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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