Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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