is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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