Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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