It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There's always time for handjobs
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
