I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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