My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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