Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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