The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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