I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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