he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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