cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Boobs are out for the taking
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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