so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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