There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
